7 Rules for Dog Owners

          (suggested by their dogs)

I will not bathe my dog after she bathes herself in the mud puddle.
I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times.
I will not drag my dog away from the interesting sniffing spots.
I will not tell my dog to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business.
I will not stare while my dog is doing his business.
I will not feed the cat before I feed my dog.
I will get rid of that cat.

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