7 Rules for Dog Owners
(suggested by their dogs)
I will not bathe my dog after she bathes herself in the mud puddle. | |
I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times. | |
I will not drag my dog away from the interesting sniffing spots. | |
I will not tell my dog to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business. | I will not stare while my dog is doing his business. | I will not feed the cat before I feed my dog. | I will get rid of that cat. |